ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

(via supreme-dopeness-baby)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via theskyunderthesea716)

jpgay:

!!!instead!!!of!!!using!!spaces!!we!!!!should!!!use!!!exclamation!!!points!!!to!!!!!put!!!!excitement!!!into!!!!our!!!!lives!!!!

(via teen-w0nder)

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
image

(via pizza)

ayesurfsup:

mistletease:

ohhaiguise:

sirscrewloose:

legendofsherlock:

notenjolras:

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time. 

(Source: fassyy, via i-suck-dick)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(via cumfort)

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